Barack Obama’s offhand approach to Gordon Brown's Washington visit last week came about because the president was facing exhaustion over America's economic crisis and is unable to focus on foreign affairs, the Sunday Telegraph has been told.
This is great..."Mr Brown handed over carefully selected gifts, including a pen holder made from the wood of a warship that helped stamp out the slave trade - a sister ship of the vessel from which timbers were taken to build Mr Obama’s Oval Office desk. Mr Obama’s gift in return, a collection of Hollywood film DVDs that could have been bought from any high street store, looked like the kind of thing the White House might hand out to the visiting head of a minor African state."
Hmmm, I wonder if the DVDs can even play on UK machines..."
Thing is if someone gave me a wooden pen holder I wouldn't be too happy. I'd rather have the DVDs. I can hold my own pen thank you very much!
I wonder if the pen holder attaches to the table and comes with a chain you can attach to your pen to stop people stealing it. Now that would be useful. Bit like they have in the banks!
Why the hell do they need to give each other presents the whole time? Especially when there's a recession!
Brown probably turned up with a big bag of boxes and Obama was like:
"Fuck, he's brought presents. Do we have anything? what did the Israeli's give us?"
"Matzo meal and gherkins Mr President?"
"Fuck, what about the Italians?"
"Salami"
"Swedes?"
"Porn DVDs"
"Not giving them that. Any other DVDs?"
"We've got the ones that the Governor of California sent you Mr President. Box Set, Commando, Predator, Conan the Barbarian and Hercules in New York!"
"Great re-wrap them and give them to the fat Scottish twat. Which country is he in charge of anyway?"
Little did I know that our beloved leader Gordon Brown has only one eye that works properly...no 3-D movies please Mr President!
This is great..."Mr Brown handed over carefully selected gifts, including a pen holder made from the wood of a warship that helped stamp out the slave trade - a sister ship of the vessel from which timbers were taken to build Mr Obama’s Oval Office desk. Mr Obama’s gift in return, a collection of Hollywood film DVDs that could have been bought from any high street store, looked like the kind of thing the White House might hand out to the visiting head of a minor African state."
Hmmm, I wonder if the DVDs can even play on UK machines..."
Thing is if someone gave me a wooden pen holder I wouldn't be too happy. I'd rather have the DVDs. I can hold my own pen thank you very much!
I wonder if the pen holder attaches to the table and comes with a chain you can attach to your pen to stop people stealing it. Now that would be useful. Bit like they have in the banks!
Why the hell do they need to give each other presents the whole time? Especially when there's a recession!
Brown probably turned up with a big bag of boxes and Obama was like:
"Fuck, he's brought presents. Do we have anything? what did the Israeli's give us?"
"Matzo meal and gherkins Mr President?"
"Fuck, what about the Italians?"
"Salami"
"Swedes?"
"Porn DVDs"
"Not giving them that. Any other DVDs?"
"We've got the ones that the Governor of California sent you Mr President. Box Set, Commando, Predator, Conan the Barbarian and Hercules in New York!"
"Great re-wrap them and give them to the fat Scottish twat. Which country is he in charge of anyway?"
Little did I know that our beloved leader Gordon Brown has only one eye that works properly...no 3-D movies please Mr President!
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