Wednesday 8 April 2009

American Rapper - Flo Rida

This fella's reall name is Tramar Dillard. His single, "Low," featuring T-Pain, broke digital sales records last year, selling 467,000 downloads in its first week.

Fantastic!

Now, if you're gonna be a big rap star and you've got a shitty name like Tramar Dillard why the hell are you going to change it to a girls name? Flo!

Flo Rida...far kin el!

I guess he's just lucky he didn't come from any of these places:

Bastard (Norway)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukum (Yemen)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Tittybong (Australia)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)

Can you imagine the new collaboration between Ice T and Titty Bong? or Nas and Twatt? or Tupac and Fukum?



1 comment:

  1. Or Mumbles in Wales. But I think name was already taken by a penguin anyway.

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